Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Dinner Conversations

Yesterday at the supper table, I had my first s-e-x talk with Sammy.  After a discussion about belly buttons and umbilical cords, he brought up one of Grandma's ponies, the one who's expecting a baby this spring.  "How will that baby come out?" he wondered aloud.  I explained in rudimentary terms, but I could see the gears turning in his head so I knew that wasn't the end of it.  I was expecting the "How did that baby get in there?" question, but he threw me a softball question: "Do I have a baby in my tummy?"  And then a few minutes later, "What are nipples for?"

This seems to be the topic of the week, because we went to the zoo on Saturday and were treated to an X-rated show by the lions.   Surprisingly, even though Sammy watched intently, there were no questions asked.  This time, anyway.



3 comments:

  1. We were just at the zoo on Thursday, and you can really tell spring is in the air! The giraffes and the turtles were getting a little frisky too. Sammy sure does connect the dots quick though - keeps you on your toes, right? Miss ya.

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  2. That's too funny! I suppose it is the time of the year for all that. Miss you, too! We'll have to plan another playdate soon, when it gets nice outside.

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  3. Chickie's definitely been more curious too. I know it's good to teach her real terms and to talk frankly, but I have to say it's still odd to me to hear her talking about having a "bagina."

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